A couple of weeks ago, Mark asked me to follow him to something in the house. While I was walking behind him, he said, "Sweetie, I think you have a selective hoarding problem." By that time I was thoroughly relieved that he wasn't headed to my stash closet, but knew there could be two or three other options.
One was shoes. Yes, I'm addicted to shoes. But isn't at least 75% of the female population addicted to shoes? I've never seen anyone on Dr. Phil because of too many shoes.
It could also be dishes. I know people who have thousands more dishes than I do. My very frugal and conservative MOTHER even had twice as many (we're talking in 12 place setting multiples) dishes when she passed as I do now. But I have and keep finding dishes that I love.
It could be linens, but they're in the same closet as my needlepoint stash, so I knew I was safe on that account.
But much to my relief, he was after the books!! He said, "You've got books stashed EVERYWHERE!" And that is true. I got to work and sorted through all the books in the house, and proudly handed over 7 big bags of books to a shelter for near-homeless people. It's called the Transitional Living and Learning Center. They take in families who are on the verge of homelessness and provide housing for them for up to 2 years. The parents must be either working or in school during this time, and it gives them a bit of a break in worry about keeping a roof over their heads while they take steps to become self-sufficient. Great program. It's housed in a former convent, which is such a well-suited facility for the organization. Anyway. I feel better now about my selective hoarding problems.
But I'm not totally recovered yet. Last Thursday, I went to Austin for a class at The Needleworks with Tony Minieri. He was, as always, amazing and funny. We had several belly laughs while we were stitching.
I worked on this Melissa Shirley/Linda Holman Carter piece. I've been busy since I got home on Saturday afternoon late, and I haven't set up anything to work on yet - here's where the real dilemma begins. Let's see, now. How many unfinished things do I have in the closet? No clue where to start.
I thoroughly enjoyed sitting in class next to Michelle, who is an amazing stitcher. And she actually finishes things. I must sit by her more often. I always sit by Jackie, too, who is an incredible stitcher and one of my stitching buddies.
Here's the part of the stitch guide that Tony wrote for me that I love the most:
AREA 7. ROPE
Take some rawhide from a whip, roll it into a circle and attach to canvas.
WHAT??
Fortunately, the stitchers sitting next to me were highly creative, and they suggested I get a pair of leather shoelaces (meant for work boots) and beat them up a little bit with something. Then, roll it into a circle and attach it to the canvas.
A friend of mine recently asked me to "leave her" this LInda Holman Carter piece (as in, when I die) that I finished a few years ago - the one that I called Frida - maybe she'd prefer this cowgirl.
You have to love Tony. Back to wrangling cattle.
I mean, Happy stitching.
Jane


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